Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Lying Panda Is a Fucking Flawless Queen Witch
95	95 Vote	Cat: I Almost Punched Him
122	122 Vote	William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
117	117 Vote	Warm the Cockles of Your Dong?
66	66 Vote	23 Things Only Truckers Know About "Jurassic World"
105	105 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Her Employer, Claiming People Deliberately Farted on Her Own Vagina
51	51 Vote	Homophobic Invitation Sent to Mars for Future Explorers to Find?
44	44 Vote	5 Things Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Secret to Catching Giant Tuna: Using Crack Cocaine as Bait
141	141 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Disgusting
112	112 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
82	82 Vote	Obama Acting Like a Tower of Condoms
54	54 Vote	The Simple, Beautiful Gesture That Can Kill a Prostitute