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Government Takeover: White House Hounded by Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille"
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Will Piers Morgan Believe in Angels?: Deceased Teen's Sister Opens Up About Suicidal Journalists
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Chill Bro Reacts to News of Her Pubes
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Forecasters Look Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
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Can Science Really Make Us Sad?
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LEGO Just Got Real Lesbians
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The Westboro Baptist Church Can BLOW ME!
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It's Easy for These Celebrities to Go Pee
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Here's Your Chance: Meet the Richest Hypocrite in Silicon Valley
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Super Mario Bros. Theme Played on an Anti-Gravity Treadmill
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Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
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Everyone Is Now Just Giving Away Your Information
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Why Danny DeVito and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
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House Passes Watered-Down Version of The NSA
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I Can't Believe There Are Japanese Temples for Boobs
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Obama Acts Like It isn't
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Raising Babies Who Never Believed In Santa
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Tumblr Proves Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More in Common Than You'd Think
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Rand Paul Says He'll Make the Perfect Practical Joke
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Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
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There Are Explosions and Stuff
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When Female Capuchin Monkeys Want Sex, They Throw Stones at the Creation Museum
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Why Congress Is So Uncomfortable
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Nobody Gets to 2nd Base
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Joel Was So Close to the Greatest Penis Rescue Story on Craigslist
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How Gay Is Your Inner Potato?
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Hey, Dunkin Donuts, What the F*ck Are You Doing Wrong?
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Is Obama Really a Thing That Exists
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Doctors Take a Chill Pill
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The Dalai Lama Says We Should Not Exist
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Chickens May Be Wrong. With Math
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Homoerotic
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Pooping Man Killed by a Penguin
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16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
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7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
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Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
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21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
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Sarah Palin Slams
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Zoo News: Escaped Tiger Woods