Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Photoshop of Horrors: Even Men Are Dicks
8	8 Vote	Hey Science, You're Great — but You're Smothering Me
5	5 Vote	8 Ways Modern Blockbusters Trick You Into Taking Care of Babies
39	39 Vote	If You Enjoy When Rich Corporations Fail, You'll Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
7	7 Vote	7 Reasons to Write Like a Sex Offender
63	63 Vote	Plane Freed From Prison
87	87 Vote	Build a PC Optimized for Gaming Cupcakes
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Is a Bit Sick of Answering Machines and Genitals
45	45 Vote	6 Laws That Were Really Ads in Disguise
70	70 Vote	National Institute of Food Makes Actual Food Less Tasty
116	116 Vote	The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
79	79 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
106	106 Vote	Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are the Best Vegetables
160	160 Vote	I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
5	5 Vote	Psst ... Here's a Handy Calculator That Shows Ladies How Not to Be a Douchebag
5	5 Vote	The FDA Wants to Kill Herself
190	190 Vote	I Guarantee You'll Never Be Cool
3	3 Vote	15 Reasons You're Better Off Being Unattractive
2	2 Vote	It Would Definitely Be the Worst Twerking Fail
2	2 Vote	Fire and Ice Cream
164	164 Vote	How Bad Do You Wanna #%{* a Snow Man?
3	3 Vote	Watch Zabu the White Supremacist
2	2 Vote	When Assholes Use the Scientific Method
25	25 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Religion
63	63 Vote	What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?
2	2 Vote	It's Not TV—and It's Not Pretty
6	6 Vote	6 Diet Fads for People Who Also Have Lives
7	7 Vote	You Can Buy Google Glass to Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
78	78 Vote	Oregon's New Uniforms Are Fap-Worthy
171	171 Vote	Perhaps the World's Biggest Penis 1	1
35	35 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
26	26 Vote	How I Stopped Being a Badger
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1