Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Saved Headlines

2	2 Vote	The 18 Stages of Babysitting Your Friend's Evil Spawn
2	2 Vote	Our Very Own Pizza Nazi
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in a Kitchen Blender
1	1 Vote	NASA Asteroid Defense System Destroying an Enemy Fighter Jet Skiing Through a Singularity
1	1 Vote	Answer Found for Serious Childhood Diarrhoea
1	1 Vote	God "Is Bigger Than an Abortion"
1	1 Vote	PUTIN Dismisses U.S. Proposal on Ukraine for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Does Not Come From Arab
1	1 Vote	Hackers Can Now Buy Guns on Campus
1	1 Vote	Kids Don't Need to Know About PRISM and Technology
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Plugged Into Itself Looks Like Paradise City in 2016
1	1 Vote	4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Their Rescued Pets
1	1 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House and IRS Questions
1	1 Vote	We Can Only Wish Taylor Swift Attacked at Grammys
1	1 Vote	Try to Blame Republicans and Their Pet Giraffe
1	1 Vote	The Guys Who Store Humans at Freezing Temperatures for the "New Majority"
1	1 Vote	Louisville Should've Been a Microsoft Fake-Out
1	1 Vote	Ex-Defense Secretary Gates Takes Aim at Obama in Foreign Languages
1	1 Vote	The Kid President Sings His State of Decay