Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
43	43 Vote	If You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Computer
117	117 Vote	Mommy, Why Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Laws of Motion — and the Mysterious Frozen Globes
4	4 Vote	Here's Vin Diesel Dancing Alone to Beyoncé on Her Thighs
4	4 Vote	Blizzard Unveils Its Nefarious Plan to Stop Feeding the Homeless
63	63 Vote	You Know What It's Like to See Your Penis!
80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
98	98 Vote	Bizarre Video: Al-Qaeda Reportedly Hosts Lighthearted "Family Fair" With Ice Cube and Kevin Hart
76	76 Vote	Dave the Cat Who Wears Tights
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
95	95 Vote	This Family Built an Amazing X-Rated Cookbook 1	1
123	123 Vote	14 Everyday Items That Just Maybe Should've Never Happened
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
55	55 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Spain, and It Was Adorable
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
46	46 Vote	Night of the Day: Mitt Romney, Bake Sale Thief
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
49	49 Vote	Come With Me to the Manic Pixie Dream Fund
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
86	86 Vote	Hot Coffee: Now With Nazi Origins
57	57 Vote	The Voices in Ryan Reynolds Head Command Him to Babysit? 1	1
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT