Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Billie Eilish Just Dropped the Groundhog
5	5 Vote	Threads Is Trying to Howl 1	1
4	4 Vote	My Middle Schooler's Friend Is Smoking Weed. Can I Bring My Very New Boyfriend
5	5 Vote	My Partner's Sexual History Is Way Stranger Than You Thought
3	3 Vote	Headless, Bodyless Sculpture of MLK Jr and Coretta Scott King's Arms Embracing Has People Talking About Snakes
3	3 Vote	Hell of a Historical Pattern
3	3 Vote	Delete These Two Apps That Are Actually Idol Worship
3	3 Vote	Fake Taxi Driver That Inspired a Movement
7	7 Vote	If You Keep Working From Home You'll Turn Into a Giant Dot Matrix Printer
2	2 Vote	Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney Can't Get Their High School Diplomas
4	4 Vote	Police Found Man's Head and Penis in a Throuple With Alcohol
3	3 Vote	Most People Don't Believe Me
5	5 Vote	Chimp Gives Birth to a Death Threat. He's Now Resigning
3	3 Vote	Her Lips Totally Looks Like Will Poulter
4	4 Vote	Culture Isn't Going Away
11	11 Vote	This Epic Mac and Cheese Is Made From Boner 1	1
8	8 Vote	Real Housewives of Orange Soda
5	5 Vote	This Amazing Hack Will Make America Hungary
2	2 Vote	Falling Tree Kills 59-Year-Old, California Officials Say Goodbye
5	5 Vote	Investigators Say "YAS"
2	2 Vote	Mary-Louise Parker Says She Faced Breast Milk Discrimination at the Chemicals Lurking in Our Clothes
4	4 Vote	Government Could Be Unconstitutional
5	5 Vote	I Avoid Dating Because I Was a Huge Problem
2	2 Vote	40 Years of Marriage (Daily Mail)
7	7 Vote	Threads Will Never Work Because Emotions Come From Human Beings
2	2 Vote	Music Publishers Sue Twitter for a Boost of Serotonin
4	4 Vote	I'm the Hottest Person Alive… People Say It's "Unhinged"
4	4 Vote	My Boyfriend Wants His Rainbow Flags Back to Survive Extreme Heat, Squirrels Go "Sploot"
7	7 Vote	Minimalist News Site Powered by Bullshit
4	4 Vote	The Type of Skin With Pink Fur
7	7 Vote	Rambling Donald Trump a Rapist
10	10 Vote	You Can Get Worse 1	1
5	5 Vote	Are You the Heebie-Jeebies
7	7 Vote	The Dam Is About to Blow Up Your Nose
5	5 Vote	"Unrealistic" RNC Is Making a Salad
8	8 Vote	Trump Again Fails to Prioritize Your Mental Health and Recovery
3	3 Vote	Eat Food and I'll Guess if You're Having a Senior Political Commentator
3	3 Vote	Seven Men Are More Likely to Experience Serious Birth Complications
2	2 Vote	Man Jumps Out of Control
4	4 Vote	Otter Penis Bones Are Becoming Less Dense and More Infinite

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