Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	A Closer Look at THIS CAT
3	3 Vote	Windows 8 Won't Ship With Co-Op
4	4 Vote	You Can Stop Whining
91	91 Vote	Will Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
5	5 Vote	Sad Bear Popped a Hole in My School's Physics Building
37	37 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
9	9 Vote	Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
45	45 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
6	6 Vote	Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
2	2 Vote	Some Jerks Made a Star Wars TV Series
2	2 Vote	Watch a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
8	8 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like ****
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
56	56 Vote	Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
4	4 Vote	In Defense of Aquaman—From the Voice of Aquaman
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
2	2 Vote	Catholic Bishop Claims Obama Gave Himself the Power of Oxi-Clean
9	9 Vote	American Culture Is Fucked
7	7 Vote	Putting Your Baby Back Together
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
87	87 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
8	8 Vote	The Real Reason I Refuse to Leave the Bathroom
6	6 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With a Bad temper 1	1
5	5 Vote	Spike Lee Took All Your Snacks
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
4	4 Vote	Putin and Putin Have "Candid" Talk On Syria
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
4	4 Vote	Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
2	2 Vote	Obama: If Daughters Get Tattoos, We Will All Live to Regret It
4	4 Vote	Former SS Man Charged With Murder of Elderly Alligator
5	5 Vote	We Should All Be Eating Toxic Metals
3	3 Vote	Coach Dresses Like Rambo to Spy on Love Interests
6	6 Vote	Fifteen-Ton Fatberg Removed From Home After Parental Abuse Allegations
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
2	2 Vote	Stop Worrying, Your Internet Past Is Not Worth Dying For
3	3 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being Criminally Gross

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