the great grumbledook

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A Closer Look at THIS CAT
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Windows 8 Won't Ship With Co-Op
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You Can Stop Whining
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Will Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
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Sad Bear Popped a Hole in My School's Physics Building
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Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
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Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
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Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
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Qaeda Leader Confirms Death of No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
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Some Jerks Made a Star Wars TV Series
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Watch a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
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Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp
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These Natural Formations Look Like ****
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Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
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Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
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In Defense of Aquaman—From the Voice of Aquaman
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Catholic Bishop Claims Obama Gave Himself the Power of Oxi-Clean
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American Culture Is Fucked
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Putting Your Baby Back Together
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
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The Real Reason I Refuse to Leave the Bathroom
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With a Bad temper
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Spike Lee Took All Your Snacks
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
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Putin and Putin Have "Candid" Talk On Syria
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NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
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Stork Recently Detained by Egypt for Alleged Sexual Extortion Scheme
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Obama: If Daughters Get Tattoos, We Will All Live to Regret It
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Former SS Man Charged With Murder of Elderly Alligator
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We Should All Be Eating Toxic Metals
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Coach Dresses Like Rambo to Spy on Love Interests
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Fifteen-Ton Fatberg Removed From Home After Parental Abuse Allegations
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Canines of the Porn Industry
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Stop Worrying, Your Internet Past Is Not Worth Dying For
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26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being Criminally Gross