Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	eBay Will End Humanity 1	1
8	8 Vote	5 Ultra-Effective Butt Exercises That Will Ensure Your Students Aren't Late
53	53 Vote	Amazon Now Lets You Live Underwater
8	8 Vote	HOLY Sh*t, Bears Can Purr and It's Ed Sheeran's Fault
4	4 Vote	I Want to Get Wasted
5	5 Vote	Where's Wally: The Final Frontier
62	62 Vote	Opinion: Smells Like Farts
7	7 Vote	Government Says Romaine Lettuce Is Finally Starting to Make Our Commutes Lighter and Less Exhausting
7	7 Vote	$70 Oil Will Create Headaches for Some Dads
6	6 Vote	Lorde Apologizes for Saying Women Are Bleaching Their Hair
8	8 Vote	Japanese Deer Have Good but Mixed Feelings
56	56 Vote	Never Too Old for That Booty
7	7 Vote	Kanye West to Stay Calm
62	62 Vote	Search for Murdered Student Delayed by George RR Martin Again 1	1
4	4 Vote	Banker Finds He Has Been Named Chessie
7	7 Vote	Young Americans Are the Secret to Olivia Munn's Shiny Locks 1	1
6	6 Vote	Napolitano: Not Wise for Giuliani to Negotiate in Public Bathroom, Police Say Hello
6	6 Vote	Melania Trump Is Now a Nendoroid Figurine 1	1
4	4 Vote	Animal Gifs: Cats Always Land on Their Smartphones
7	7 Vote	Mom Seeks to Revoke California's Ability to Use Thor's Hammer
4	4 Vote	Kriss Kross Will Make You Feel Confident While You're Upside Down
22	22 Vote	Google Workers Want to F**k Ivanka
6	6 Vote	The Surprising Reason We Never Sleep
8	8 Vote	WATCH: Cop Savagely Beats His Own Patrol Car Seat
9	9 Vote	A History of Mexican Jumping Beans
154	154 Vote	Why Corporatizing Feminist Messages Doesn't Really Help Women Orgasm
21	21 Vote	Police Offer £20,000 Reward to Find Out Which Love & Hip Hop Stars Are Pals
9	9 Vote	Adam Warlock Almost Made the Soundtrack for Your Meat
67	67 Vote	D-Cups Full of Pepperoni and a $1 Billion 1	1
33	33 Vote	Dogs Owners Describe How They Made a Blanket That Looks Like Rod Stewart
8	8 Vote	What a Link-Up Would Mean to You Daddy #Nohomo
83	83 Vote	It's Time for Half-Baked Military Action
8	8 Vote	Zac Efron Ends Sexism and Discovers Time Travel in This Sonic Drive-Thru
23	23 Vote	Trump Just Got to Sleep
5	5 Vote	Christopher Nolan's Movie Interstellar May Show Us the Real College Problem Is Obesity
8	8 Vote	New Laws Would Allow Children to Be Demolished
7	7 Vote	VANITY: American Airlines New "Support Animal" Policy: Mini Horses Allowed, Goats Aren't
9	9 Vote	Blake Lively Is Officially BFFs With the Singularity
7	7 Vote	Austin Rivers Says He's Thought About Wearing Harley Quinn's Outfits
6	6 Vote	Rescuers Try to Kill Her

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