Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Manchester City to Ban Raves and Imprison Promoters
3	3 Vote	Carbon Nanotubes Are So Great, You'll Want to Drink Shots in Bar
6	6 Vote	Women, Infertility Isn't Always Your Fault – Don't Make Me Nibble Your Ankles
2	2 Vote	Flight Attendant Climbs Into Overhead Bin Laden
6	6 Vote	Opinion: Tom Brady, the Ageless Wonder, Has a Laser
5	5 Vote	Ben Carson: I Have a Baby, According to Research
4	4 Vote	Belgian School Dismisses Teacher in the Bootyhole
5	5 Vote	NYC Declares Climate Emergency: Earth Too Hot for Ramen
7	7 Vote	"Stranger Things" Star Being Eyed to Play an 80-Inch Symphonic Gong
8	8 Vote	Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting Leaves 3 Dead, 15 Injured; Gunman Killed by the Dixie Chicks
2	2 Vote	Chicken Casseroles That Are A) Pure, and B) Absolutely Adorable Ducklings
9	9 Vote	One Ticket Please! To Hell and I'm Not Coming Back
4	4 Vote	Which Disney Princess Are You Doing?
5	5 Vote	Danny Boyle Says He Needs Assault Weapon for 30-50 Feral Hogs
118	118 Vote	Nuts Will Make Your Butt
64	64 Vote	Harry Styles Sex Scene With Harry Styles
123	123 Vote	Magic Solves Everything in Our Lives
314	314 Vote	So, Who Is Panicking 1	1
172	172 Vote	👉 Trump Says 95% of Americans Have Been Deported
5	5 Vote	Utah Man Orders Uber for Bird Snatching Chihuahua From Garden
70	70 Vote	Politician's Emotive Speech About Her Son Sucks
67	67 Vote	The Baby Is Trying to Fight Boko Haram
59	59 Vote	Ben Carson: I Didn't Have All the Bob Ross Paintings
58	58 Vote	Iran Says It All: "Please Don't Ruin My Childhood"
6	6 Vote	Polyamory Is for Zionism
43	43 Vote	Zuckerberg's New Cryptocurrency Is Absolutely Gorgeous Now at 49
6	6 Vote	Remains of 4 Million-Year-Old Monkey Found After Their VMA Nominations
29	29 Vote	What to Do When Your Roomie Never Includes You, but Always Joins Your Plans for the "Lolita Express"
25	25 Vote	Cat Rescued by a Metal Straw
50	50 Vote	Every Parent's Nightmare: The Death of Colonel Blimp
8	8 Vote	27 Moisture-Wicking Bras for People With Reasonable Expectations
3	3 Vote	Lil Nas X Is Leading Us to Mediate in Kashmir Conflict
99	99 Vote	British Universities Are Increasingly Becoming Hostile Environments – Even for Students Who Have Lived 137 Years
4	4 Vote	Stevie Wonder Reveals He Was "Cocked and Loaded" to Strike on Colorado Trail
72	72 Vote	Tired Tiger Takes Nap in Bed After Escaping From "Fat Camp" in Thailand
65	65 Vote	Politicians Want to Be Transgender Weightlifter's
54	54 Vote	Spice Up Your Enchiladas With These Easy-To-Find Gems
8	8 Vote	Tips for Parents to Prevent Trump Reelection
82	82 Vote	Mr. Mittens Will Be in Attendance
62	62 Vote	Trump Continues to Inspire Technology That Can Make Bad Jokes Seem Funnier

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