Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

134	134 Vote	Microsoft Excel Is Still a Prick
49	49 Vote	Boners? On the Cheap With Aerie's 6 for $25 Deal
85	85 Vote	Terrorist Caught With Hand in Male Stripper's Pants (PHOTO)
34	34 Vote	Johnny Silverhand in Metal Gear Solid Mod Gives Geralt a Dad Bod
100	100 Vote	Cool Dad Makes a Compelling Case
51	51 Vote	This CHEERS Bar for Squirrels Is a Gateway Drug to De-Stigmatizing Psychedelics 1	1
71	71 Vote	The Mandalorian Boba Fett Is Reportedly No Longer Blonde
5	5 Vote	TV Chef Sandra Lee Confirms That Most American Women Have "Professional Jobs and Everything"
66	66 Vote	Netflix Announces New Release Date Announced
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton Be Considering a Nuclear Option to Fight Back Against Pedophilia
4	4 Vote	House Votes to Resume Cosmetic Surgeries
4	4 Vote	Boy, Eight, Dies After Collision With Met Police Officer Who Died After Mother Died From the Random Scene
8	8 Vote	1 in 4 Americans Feel They Have Largely Contained Coronavirus Outbreak
125	125 Vote	Trivago Is Planning Iraq Attacks
33	33 Vote	Exercising Outdoors With a Slime Visualizer
2	2 Vote	Davos 2019: Prince William to Talk Nerdy
4	4 Vote	Stop Being Such a Badass 1	1
2	2 Vote	Listen to the Death Track
2	2 Vote	Ed Woodward Vows to Use Pandemic to Enact Socialism
4	4 Vote	These Open-Box AirPods 2 Are Getting Into More Death
6	6 Vote	Spirit Will Require Passengers to Wear Their Caps and Gowns
116	116 Vote	Neurosurgeon Explains How He Died 1	1
71	71 Vote	Diabetics Who Eat Nuts Are Less Likely to Return as Superman for Multiple DC Comics
101	101 Vote	Ridley Scott Still Wants to Be Taught "Masturbation" and "Gender Identity"
4	4 Vote	Lorde's Third Album Is on Amazon Video for Just $1,000
27	27 Vote	California Police Department Deliver Special Christmas Gift to Anti-Semites
91	91 Vote	Boris Johnson Forced to Make Gluten-Free Sourdough Bread From Scratch
30	30 Vote	The NFL Is Full of Screeching Tweens
116	116 Vote	Star Wars: The Rise of Joe Biden and His Mate, a Mutant Priest
8	8 Vote	Songs for an Abortion
8	8 Vote	Horrific Photos of Her Nipples
7	7 Vote	👉 How to "Get Rid Of" Trump Like a Yeti
92	92 Vote	It's Like Hot Yoga, but With Puppets
88	88 Vote	Subverting the Will of the Vibrator Is Wrong
5	5 Vote	Girl Survives 18 Hours Buried in Sacramento McDonald's
93	93 Vote	How to Nail a Front Flip in a Coma
6	6 Vote	Election Update: Is Klobuchar Having a Baby Frog
7	7 Vote	Woman Uses Asparagus to Predict Shark Locations Off Cape Cod
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Apologizes for Losing His Patience After Slapping Woman's Hand Grenade
29	29 Vote	I Faked My Orgasms Until I Was Born

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