Probably less dangerous than a Wiimote.
And yet we still can't get Waluigi in Smash Bros.
Lava crocodiles are the worst.
Oh God no!
Damn Bernie still got it
No, you're thinking of Trump.
That's probably how I'll go.
Pretty sure this is already a bumper sticker, or maybe a country song.
It was only a matter of time, really.
The Arabian Sand Boa must be big and greasy.
Dammit I paid an arm and a leg for my demon statue
Circular headline is circular
What a brave new world!
Headlines from the future
Are they sure it was because of a broken heart
When will Cleetus learn??
It's the next big viral video!
Wasn't this a movie with Matthew McConaughey?
Oh yeah baby, I like it when you talk dirty!