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Voted Headlines

245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
335	335 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
147	147 Vote	What It's Like Being an Asshole
83	83 Vote	I'm Really Close With My Vagina
108	108 Vote	A Loophole in the Ass
8	8 Vote	Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Your Glazed Desserts More Impressive
456	456 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
242	242 Vote	J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina 1	1
31	31 Vote	Why Beer Actually Tastes Better From a D.C. Homeless Shelter
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
70	70 Vote	Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit" 1	1
136	136 Vote	Lil Wayne's Manager -- Everything Is Kawaii
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
51	51 Vote	Here's a Panda Masturbating on Film in Under 3 Minutes
4	4 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Lost All the Muslim Brotherhood?
3	3 Vote	Magic Mike Will Bare All on Her School Bus?
7	7 Vote	Seemingly Drunk Alaska Woman Has Made Denim Sweatpants
5	5 Vote	California Mom Spends a Truckload on Pink Baby Crap Only to Have Sex With Men Who Makes the Lightsaber Noise
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
43	43 Vote	5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive a Tsunami
62	62 Vote	He Wants to Bang Strangers, Man Agrees, and It Was Like "Call of Duty"
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
187	187 Vote	We May Never Explode
93	93 Vote	You Should Never, Ever Work With People Who Can't Cook Meatballs
4	4 Vote	Tippy the Fainting Squirrel Has Had One Too Many Fingers
6	6 Vote	5 Tips to Avoid Mirrors
183	183 Vote	David Tennant Explains How to Use Science to Control a Poltergeist 1	1
3	3 Vote	Apple Reportedly to Fold a T-Shirt?
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2