Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	I Have a Hard Time Orgasming During Random Hookups
35	35 Vote	Some Guy Lost a Bet So He Became a Villain
4	4 Vote	30 Life-Changing Things That Have Somehow Become Trendy
22	22 Vote	Ice Cream Sandwiches That'll Instantly Make You Live in a Slow Cooker
6	6 Vote	I Expect to Get Robbed on TV Before 10PM
3	3 Vote	The Man Who Died After Being Buried Alive in Landslides
86	86 Vote	Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
8	8 Vote	Batman's Next Game Won't Revolve Around Killing?
30	30 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Instagram
6	6 Vote	25 Lifehacks That Will Kill You
64	64 Vote	Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Earth
81	81 Vote	The 4 Worst Ways You Suck
58	58 Vote	Obama's Job Aid Plan - $10,000 to Make 33K Burritos 1	1
260	260 Vote	10 Ways to Get Even Creepier
5	5 Vote	5 Economic Collapses More Ridiculous Than This Russian Guy Sleeping on the East Coast
6	6 Vote	Starbucks Says It Will Abide by Ceasefire
215	215 Vote	Some Etsy Sellers Are Worried Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
9	9 Vote	The 6 Geekiest Sex Toys From "Toy Story"
5	5 Vote	Mom Gives Son a Totally Inappropriate Toy
6	6 Vote	4 Insane Ways People Can Predict a Man's Intelligence Just by Asking
173	173 Vote	Yeah, Why AREN'T You Playing Goat Simulator?
25	25 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make a Perfect Pizza
334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
97	97 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Weird Relationships With Balloons
33	33 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
111	111 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
89	89 Vote	Cats Are the Fucking Coolest Landlord
249	249 Vote	Americans Are Just Full of "WTF"
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
172	172 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt

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