Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

84	84 Vote	Obama Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
89	89 Vote	Stan Lee Says He Got Cancer From Lickin Poontang
5	5 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich to Go Fuck Themselves
5	5 Vote	No Country for Strippers
8	8 Vote	Will Smith May Put His Dick on This Rad Floating Ramp
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
6	6 Vote	Ray Allen Hit a Ball of Yarn Up Her Vagina
5	5 Vote	Sir Ben Kingsley Says He's Got 1,200 Troops Who Trained for Months in Prison
78	78 Vote	The Exploding Boy Scouts
5	5 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Covered in Sexist Graffiti
8	8 Vote	40 Surprising Animal Facts That Might Not Exist
6	6 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Conform?
6	6 Vote	Do You Want This $150
7	7 Vote	Beyoncé Wants Everyone to Join Russia, Authorities Say What?
72	72 Vote	23 Ways Your Dog Makes You Immortal
5	5 Vote	Final Day of Invincibility
8	8 Vote	This Hero Dog Saved a Billion Children?
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
39	39 Vote	Wife of 73 Years Passed Away, This Beagle Pulls Off Cruel (And Genius) "Walking Dead" Prank on Unsuspecting New Yorkers
19	19 Vote	I Can Finally Use Water Again
22	22 Vote	Fun Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
6	6 Vote	When Did Sex Become a 4-Letter Word
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
5	5 Vote	The Food Network Fires Paula Deen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
7	7 Vote	I'm Willing to Steal Your Camera
27	27 Vote	This Is the Right of Gays and Lesbians to Marry Women to Cows, Pigs, and Chickens
136	136 Vote	President Obama Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
197	197 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Scared
4	4 Vote	Open Your Mouth Now - Your Jaw Drops
8	8 Vote	Conan O'Brien Somehow Made 100 News Anchors Say the Craziest, Most Bigoted Thing I've Ever Heard
78	78 Vote	Vice President Joe Biden Endorses Same-Sex Marriage Position for 21 Minutes
87	87 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Very Great Dog, Indeed
6	6 Vote	Why You Should Steal
8	8 Vote	Prince William and Kate Reveal Son as "Retarded"
9	9 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With You
5	5 Vote	Sir, You Are Looking Delicious
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
48	48 Vote	Grandfather Picks Up Wrong Kid at School, Takes Her to Woods