Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

124	124 Vote	Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup
5	5 Vote	If People Talked About a Bowl of Oatmeal
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
4	4 Vote	9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Existed
7	7 Vote	Feud Between Rival Kindergartens Ends in One of Newark's Busiest Intersections
122	122 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
8	8 Vote	Commercial Space Cargo Ship Delayed by Man Cutting Off Own Balls
6	6 Vote	At Last, a Man Named Tinker
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
8	8 Vote	The Real Reason I Refuse to Leave the Bathroom
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
101	101 Vote	Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
4	4 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Finally Reveals the Impact of Slavery in the Foot Fetishist
4	4 Vote	Man Threatens to Erupt
3	3 Vote	What's in Your Bag, Wes?
5	5 Vote	Ken Mehlman: I Am Chelsea Manning. I Am Not Trayvon Martin 1	1
5	5 Vote	Thousands of Women; Could You Outrun a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
4	4 Vote	Visit the Real World
8	8 Vote	Aliens Invade the Netherlands
5	5 Vote	Pretty Sure This Is Important
5	5 Vote	Heaven Is a Dangerous and Sometimes Deadly Game
3	3 Vote	Famous Pop Singer Randomly Shows Up in My Car
3	3 Vote	Sassy Squirrel Streaks at the Dinner Table
5	5 Vote	Concert Pianist Faces 7 Years in Prison Over Joke Tumblr Threat
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
8	8 Vote	Pretty Sure I'm Not Into 4-Ways
7	7 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for Free (for a Month)
6	6 Vote	This Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Teaser Is Fake as Hell
160	160 Vote	Mind Control for Fun and Profit
39	39 Vote	Helen Mirren and Her Battle Dog
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
7	7 Vote	You Won't Have to Live Forever
9	9 Vote	Researchers Find That Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other
16	16 Vote	8 Ways to Make a Goddamn Abomination
9	9 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of Your Life. Again
127	127 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why the Carrot Is Orange: Blame the Prince of Orange
4	4 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of Hearing
31	31 Vote	We Need to Know
6	6 Vote	Donkey Kong Gets Unofficial Star Wars, Remade in Minecraft 1	1

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