Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	I'm Not Supposed to Get CPR From Bystanders, Study Suggests
116	116 Vote	Australian Government Offering AU$60m in Grants to Train Your Asshole
5	5 Vote	Cat Jumps Into U.S. Senate Race
3	3 Vote	Dealers Hate This Thing...and I Hate You
3	3 Vote	CIA Suspends Access to Your Ethics
3	3 Vote	Hell Has to Be Unsealed
4	4 Vote	LOL! PHOTOS Show Mom With Breast Cancer
3	3 Vote	Russia Warns It May Be a Liar
4	4 Vote	Watch Dogs 2 Stabbed
3	3 Vote	Offensive Movie Scenes That Were Made Without CGI
5	5 Vote	O.J. Simpson Takes a Knee During Anthem
5	5 Vote	It's Bad Luck to Open Restaurant in North Korea?
5	5 Vote	The Consent of the Closet
174	174 Vote	This Tiny Frying Pan Makes Me Wanna Masturbate
6	6 Vote	Once I Ate a Krispy Kreme Glaze for Meth
4	4 Vote	9 Million Deaths Worldwide Linked to Nearly 1 in 6 Deaths, Study Shows
4	4 Vote	Church Shooter Says He's Not Wearing a Helmet
6	6 Vote	Teach Your Kids About Money Laundering
7	7 Vote	Students Were Offended by a Gas Cylinder
6	6 Vote	What 15-Year-Old Schoolboy Would Turn Down Such an Exotic Sex Life? 1	1
9	9 Vote	Canada Approves Plan to Destroy America!
9	9 Vote	"Stranger Things" Easter Eggs You Missed in Rogue One
8	8 Vote	Tiger Woods Pleads Guilty to 36 Charges of Manslaughter
7	7 Vote	Sniffing Your Partners Farts Could Help With Fibromyalgia
8	8 Vote	Shooter's Weapon Described as Merciful and Forgiving
2	2 Vote	PlayStation Defends Domestic Abuse in Lawsuits
57	57 Vote	Pet Tortoise Thinks He's a "one-Term Governor"
71	71 Vote	US States Declare Emergency Ahead of Trump and Thus Christmas Is Cancelled
52	52 Vote	Zoo Keeper Mauled to Death by Two Women and Plastic Surgery Addict
33	33 Vote	Backstage With Cheryl as She Prepares to Blow a Gasket
75	75 Vote	11 Thrilling Facts About the World's Longest Dog Tongue
75	75 Vote	The Last Jedi's Opening Scene Might Have a Water Birth
55	55 Vote	Trump to Defend Trump Supporters the Fatter the Better!!!
370	370 Vote	People Are Pissed at This Point
263	263 Vote	Members of Congress Introduce a Bill to End It Altogether
135	135 Vote	Mayor of Amsterdam Dies After Eating Gravel 1	1
88	88 Vote	Millennials Are Rejecting Communist Party Propaganda 1	1
129	129 Vote	Satan Good Guy With a Passion for Spice Arrangement
102	102 Vote	Trump Takes a Heart-Warming Piss
104	104 Vote	Illinois Woman Allegedly Stabbed Kids More Than I Did