Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Apparently There's a 50-50 Chance of Rain
45	45 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You in High School
175	175 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Are Nothing but Garbage
20	20 Vote	Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
4	4 Vote	New App Lets You Construct Your Own Liqueurs at Home Depot
2	2 Vote	4 Real News Items That Look Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
3	3 Vote	How to Fix Your Internet Shutdown
2	2 Vote	A Woman Becomes the Property of Her Bodyweight
9	9 Vote	What Happens When Superman Lets Himself Kill Americans
4	4 Vote	BlizzCon 2013: The Latest Frankfurter Developments
2	2 Vote	Irrelevant Crap: The Walking Dead?
5	5 Vote	Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Blood Running Through Them?
6	6 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary
9	9 Vote	I Have the Shitty Tastes of a T-Rex
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
5	5 Vote	How a Bunch of Nerds Got Tired of Your Butt Pudding
7	7 Vote	Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With Pig
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
2	2 Vote	19 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
2	2 Vote	The UN Adopts Official Guidelines for Menopausal Symptoms Like VAGINAL ATROPHY
7	7 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing at This Pile of Cat Soup!
36	36 Vote	North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
8	8 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
5	5 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Actually Fake
5	5 Vote	Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Boyfriend's Gun Allegedly Discharges During Loving Gesture
4	4 Vote	Bowler's Perfect 300 Game Ruined in Freak Copter Crash
5	5 Vote	Woman "Thinks" Herself to Death
9	9 Vote	Ian McKellen Showed Off His Nipples for $158
6	6 Vote	This Toilet Is a Scary, Scary Place
8	8 Vote	I See Misogyny Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out Without You