Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
5	5 Vote	Female Chimps Are Better Than Google Maps
6	6 Vote	Your First Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies
8	8 Vote	A Diva Takes Her Time Hunting Ghosts Instead of Rescuing Her Highness
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
4	4 Vote	I Just Watched a Girl Who Looks Like Your Genitals
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
4	4 Vote	Presidential Debates Should Only Be Played on Meth Lab Equipment
2	2 Vote	How Procrastination Can Become a Crime?
8	8 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Neck
4	4 Vote	America's Most Popular Types of Laughter
8	8 Vote	Mozilla Urges Its Users to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer
7	7 Vote	To Do: Go to Rehab [Updated] 1	1
4	4 Vote	Attempted Homicide on Santa Claus
6	6 Vote	8 Award-Winning Photos That Won Awards In 2013
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
38	38 Vote	The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Jake Gyllenhaal
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Readies Rap album
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
73	73 Vote	Pope John Paul II and John Havlicek, Shirtless and Wearing Sombreros
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
8	8 Vote	25 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
7	7 Vote	Michael Madsen Ordered to Wear Girly hats
9	9 Vote	Olympic Diver Tom Daley Announces He Will Stoke Racial Tension
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
6	6 Vote	Meet "Overly Suave IT Guy" Fieri
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
15	15 Vote	LeBron James Too Big to Exist
7	7 Vote	GQ Ran Out of Human urine
8	8 Vote	Bush Returns to Haunt My Dreams
65	65 Vote	Cat Thief Taunts Owner With Letter From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
7	7 Vote	21 Interesting Things That Never Actually Existed
6	6 Vote	David Brooks Gets Accurately Insulted in His Own Driveway
61	61 Vote	Yoga Is Easy, Just Add Cats
4	4 Vote	3 Stupid Ways to Get Out Of Bed
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
49	49 Vote	Man Forced to Do More Televised Musicals

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