Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
144	144 Vote	Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
77	77 Vote	Sex Is Better Than You Realize
5	5 Vote	These Insects Died While Having Sex With Unconscious Neighbor "To Save Her Life"
234	234 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
41	41 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
107	107 Vote	Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
106	106 Vote	Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
9	9 Vote	The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
60	60 Vote	This Asshole Is What Thanksgiving Is All About
84	84 Vote	Van Helsing: Slightly Better Than Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
82	82 Vote	2 Million Women Want Anal
105	105 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere 1	1
4	4 Vote	Alec Baldwin Stoically Prepares to Birth a Baby Browncoat
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
7	7 Vote	Cookie Monster Gawks at Nude Models Rally
28	28 Vote	Sickening: 13-Month-Old Girl Dies After Competing in Pie Eating contest
211	211 Vote	Americans Agree: America Is Now a Thing
21	21 Vote	Blind Dog and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
299	299 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
96	96 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes
6	6 Vote	Everyone's Favorite Italian Finds His Severed head
8	8 Vote	All 58 People Who Watch Marathons
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
68	68 Vote	One Direction's New Perfume Smells Like a Human Cadaver
8	8 Vote	Which Actor Is Using a Bisexual Actress as His Lord and Savior
271	271 Vote	Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
54	54 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Help Senior Citizens Vote
9	9 Vote	The Rules Are Simple: I Put the Self-Timer on 2 Seconds, Push the Button and Try to Be Semi-Funny
5	5 Vote	Men Still Terrible at Jumping
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
37	37 Vote	If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy a Whiny Senator, You Will Be Deported
192	192 Vote	Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
48	48 Vote	Why Nobody Should Watch Dancing With the Stairs
2	2 Vote	Obama Admin. Trying to Get Out Of Bed
8	8 Vote	Zimmerman Will Not Go Gracefully Into the Office Bathroom

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