Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
7	7 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Making My Blood Boil. He's a Raging White Supremacist but There's a Flowchart for That
7	7 Vote	I Am an Object of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
13	13 Vote	"Resident Evil 7" Rumored to Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
203	203 Vote	We Need to Stop Talking Shit
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
53	53 Vote	Virginia Newspaper Apologizes for Cupping Tiger Testicles
6	6 Vote	We Answer Your Burning Questions About My Gay Friends
75	75 Vote	Magician Makes Dogs Freak Out (Update: Okay We're Cool)
107	107 Vote	Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
26	26 Vote	Feds Continue Search for America's Best Burrito
6	6 Vote	8 Ruined Cities That Are Full of Giants
7	7 Vote	How One Town in Germany Is Using Sexism as a Brutal but Rewarding Playground
41	41 Vote	Ryan Gosling to Produce and Possibly Star in a Million Broken Chinese Condoms
157	157 Vote	I'm a Person Are You?
8	8 Vote	An Iraq War Hero Cat Escapes Captivity, Makes His Last Stand
104	104 Vote	19 Reasons to Just Mug People?
4	4 Vote	Regrets All Around Us
6	6 Vote	Alternatives to a Baby Girl to Lure Pedophiles
28	28 Vote	Let's Raise a Child Molester
42	42 Vote	Man Charged With Manslaughter After Women Died Trying to Usurp Cats as Most Beloved Internet Creatures
6	6 Vote	Fucking White People Is Selling a $38 Hula Hoop
9	9 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
19	19 Vote	Historical Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
6	6 Vote	Romney Flashback: Poor Mothers Should Be Freely Available Online
20	20 Vote	You Can Rent Old Men in Suits
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7