Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Morning Feeding: 5 Reasons Why Pizza Is Like Your Drunk Friend
8	8 Vote	Raised by a Falling Tree
7	7 Vote	OBAMA Administration Is "So Intellectual"
4	4 Vote	U.S. Advises Americans to Put Pants on Fire
4	4 Vote	CHART OF Emotions That Have Ever Happened
11	11 Vote	The Puns Are Intended in These Surreal Vintage Clips
6	6 Vote	Obamacare Will Help You Lose Weight
179	179 Vote	A Burger That Will Make You Cry
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
7	7 Vote	Awkward Sex at 30,000 Feet
2	2 Vote	Watch Piers Morgan Get Whacked by a Landslide
134	134 Vote	How to Destroy Any Friendship
120	120 Vote	3 Tips for Getting Over Yourself
32	32 Vote	The Five Stages of Having Clammy Hands
74	74 Vote	8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good — and Spectacularly Wrong
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
2	2 Vote	Watch Piers Morgan Get Whacked by a 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer
123	123 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Joke
2	2 Vote	Piers Morgan Get Whacked by a Toddler
4	4 Vote	Piers Morgan Thankful for the Debt Ceiling
5	5 Vote	Obama to Name a Planet
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
4	4 Vote	Do Not Steroids
7	7 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Joking 1	1
6	6 Vote	This Is the Universe?
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
9	9 Vote	How to Actually Answer a Question
5	5 Vote	Watch Piers Morgan Takes His Own life
9	9 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Seduce a 10-Year-Old Girl to Prove if He's Her Biological dad
73	73 Vote	Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 Coming to Downton Abbey 1	1
101	101 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Trainwreck
6	6 Vote	The Genes That Make a Big Dick
7	7 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Campaign Manager Quit Fucking
5	5 Vote	Women Love to Complain
7	7 Vote	10 Evil Schemes That Could Help Save Sea Turtles
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
3	3 Vote	This Is How to Talk to Your Child About Masturbation
4	4 Vote	Guy Offers to Let People Die