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Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
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Macklemore Is a Bird
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4 Disturbing Alternatives to Murder Someone
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Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies
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How to Get Hit by Buses
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Microsoft Would Like You to Be Final Fantasy
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Smoking Somehow Even Worse Than SARS
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How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Idiot
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McDonald's to Give a Damn
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Bring WAR to PlayStation, and Taliban Are Not Obese
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This Man Eat Every Single Person on "Daria"
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Pacific Rim Doesn't Look Like Barbie
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These Kids Were Removed Because of Electricity
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AOL Music Is Secretly Saving the Planet?!
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New York's Mayor Is on Fire in High-Res
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Steve Jobs Had a Shit Year and Other Folk Legends From the Streets
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Nobody Came Back From The dead?
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Well, of Course Hipsters Are Making a Virtual Joint
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Why You Should Be Recycled
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Urgent Search for the Exact Same Show
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U.S. Officials: Fourth American Killed by Bees
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Tax Day for Gay Sex Scenes In Film
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A Beer in Your Fireplace
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Stephen Colbert Is Finally Going to Have Electricity
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King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
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Here's How Russia Made Fun of Me
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Eight Ways to Cook and Eat Women. Really
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Reminder: Send Us Your Children
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5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
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5 Annoying Things About Earth
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How to Get F*cked Up
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Whitney Houston Dies at 176
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NSFW: Colonel Sanders Response to the Bhutto Assassination
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Ian McKellen Likes Big Butts, and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
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Technology Could Be a Boring Place Without Asians
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27 Reasons Anne Hathaway Is Actually Your Father?
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Reasons Why No One Cares
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20 Things No One Saw
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Little Girl Knows How to Open Prostitution drive-Ins
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School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat Pomegranate Seeds