Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Nipples
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
109	109 Vote	Science Says Drinking Is Fine for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
5	5 Vote	New Trojan Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
26	26 Vote	Chewbacca Tweets an Amazing Display of DJ Skills
6	6 Vote	Jon Snow Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
158	158 Vote	32 Pictures of My Couch
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
3	3 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Fountain of Youth - Despite It Being radioactive
37	37 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Be Pro-Choice
238	238 Vote	Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
139	139 Vote	Sex Is Like Finding a Unicorn
8	8 Vote	Why Is This Bee Wearing a Confederate Flag Jacket
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
7	7 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Still a Pickle
14	14 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Recording
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
94	94 Vote	This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
125	125 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder
81	81 Vote	The Disturbing Invention of Paper
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
30	30 Vote	Frogs Are Not At Fault
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
204	204 Vote	J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
34	34 Vote	The Very First Selfie, Gets Photobombed by Idris Elba
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming

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