Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

86	86 Vote	Daft Punk to Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
73	73 Vote	The 11 Most Badass Make-A-Wish Foundation Wishes
6	6 Vote	Sorry, NSA, Terrorists Don't Use Verizon. Or Skype. Or Gmail Users
5	5 Vote	I Put My Twins in Facebook Gaming Industry
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
48	48 Vote	Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge
218	218 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2