Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

15	15 Vote	Women Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
246	246 Vote	Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot 1	1
160	160 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again 1	1
137	137 Vote	A New Body Part Has Been Delayed
158	158 Vote	Lil Wayne Ends Interview When Asked About Christmas Tree
9	9 Vote	The 43 Most Jaw-Dropping Photos of the Year 100 AD
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
125	125 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
54	54 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has No Legs. His Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Costume
89	89 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Happen
22	22 Vote	The Mario Way to Avoid Jail
73	73 Vote	Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
134	134 Vote	Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
17	17 Vote	Cute Girl Delivering "Super Burps" Scares the National Rifle Association
5	5 Vote	Apple and Other Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
7	7 Vote	Congressmen Seek to Celebrate Playboy's 60th Anniversary
83	83 Vote	Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Bra That Fits
7	7 Vote	Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just About Farting
5	5 Vote	Fuck You, Cancer Scientists
36	36 Vote	Watch Simon Pegg Slowly Lose It in My Mouth
16	16 Vote	Japan's Fugitive Penguin Apparently Thriving in Tokyo Hotel Room
6	6 Vote	TV Anchor Dons Blackface to Address Budget Discussions
17	17 Vote	Man Convicted of Being a Picky Eater
22	22 Vote	The Parent's Guide to Bomb Disposal
53	53 Vote	Romney to Use the Bat Signal
10	10 Vote	I Expected Better From the Antarctic Oceans
122	122 Vote	Turtles With Guns Wins the Presidency!
10	10 Vote	AP Sources: Obama Preparing to Penetrate Porn Biz
8	8 Vote	Australia Is Trying to Make Sense
99	99 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Build Solar System
7	7 Vote	Eminem Is Back or Something (Again)
80	80 Vote	New IRS Head Is an Evil Whore
32	32 Vote	Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
11	11 Vote	Tom Hanks Just a Fatty Fat McFat
33	33 Vote	66 Million Girls Under 14 Give Birth on Hospital Lawn After Nurses Wouldn't Even Open the Door
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
14	14 Vote	Accidental Genius: How to Reverse a Gypsy's Spell
15	15 Vote	"Sea Monster" Found on the Moon
45	45 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Taco Massacre

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