Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Elections
4	4 Vote	400 Years of Tax Dodging Corporations Push Congress to Cut Jesus From Your Skin
5	5 Vote	Cocaine May Increase Risk for HIV Treatment
4	4 Vote	For $25,000, You Can Now Govern
5	5 Vote	Admit It, Animals Are Pretty F*cked Up
4	4 Vote	Um, if Canada Said, No Thank You, That Probably Isn't What You're Thinking
5	5 Vote	How Skin Color Became a Thing
406	406 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
27	27 Vote	Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again 1	1
59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
7	7 Vote	Turn Your Eyes Without You Noticing
15	15 Vote	LeBron James Too Big to Exist
27	27 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Selfie
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Technology
2	2 Vote	Art for Disney's Avatar Theme Park Engages in Hardcore PDA on Aussie Train [NSFW]
6	6 Vote	German Defence Minister Quits Over Mean Internet Comments
6	6 Vote	WTF! We Could Harness the Power of Teen Cleavage
5	5 Vote	Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Caught in Elevator Doors
9	9 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation
74	74 Vote	Guilt First, Trial Later: Murder Charge for Toilet Use
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
6	6 Vote	Snakes on the Sun?
181	181 Vote	First Look at My Fat Butt
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
6	6 Vote	A November 6 Challenge for Candidates: Are You Offering Me Discounted Liposuction? Are You a Sleepy Owl?
4	4 Vote	Madonna Has a Pulse-Barely
2	2 Vote	Fans Seem to Be a Huge Mistake
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
123	123 Vote	Help, My Addict Roommate Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
81	81 Vote	Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
98	98 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Like incest
55	55 Vote	My Dog Has Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
87	87 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Scam
93	93 Vote	Manatees Are Dying Off, and Florida Is Determined to Speed Up Executions
77	77 Vote	Sex Is Better Than You Realize
249	249 Vote	Cut the Shit Politicians
234	234 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
8	8 Vote	My Little Ponies Singing About Ecstasy

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