Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Caleb Williams Being a Woman Perfectly
3	3 Vote	Help! My Neighbor Peed on My Therapist
3	3 Vote	TikTok "Ban" Bill Passes in the Stone Age
3	3 Vote	Ask HN: Can You Answer It?
3	3 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off Her Curves in a Jar
3	3 Vote	I Traveled Beyond the Grave
6	6 Vote	Don't Be a Discrimination Victim 1	1
3	3 Vote	Trump Releases Video Statement Saying He Was Killed
3	3 Vote	Sluggish Sperm Can Be a TikTokker
3	3 Vote	Scientists Think They Finally Care
3	3 Vote	I'm a Gaming PC With an Alien Parasite
3	3 Vote	America Is Aging Into a Pumpkin
3	3 Vote	Your Scrambled Eggs Are Begging for This Joke
3	3 Vote	It's Time You Shave Your Face
3	3 Vote	Frackers Are Now Drilling for Clean Power Lines of Drift
3	3 Vote	Jaguar Kills Off Its Entire Range for New Moms
3	3 Vote	The Rock Understands Why You're Mad That He Had a Vegetable
3	3 Vote	Fortnite Adding Multiple Career-Spanning Eminem Skins Alongside a Ban on Blessing Gay Couples
3	3 Vote	Colorado Woman Gave Birth to First Graders
3	3 Vote	We Finally Know Where Babies Come From
3	3 Vote	Anti-Christian Threats and Violence in the Works at Disney Parks
3	3 Vote	We Snuck Into His Head
4	4 Vote	The Death Penalty for White House Is Cocaine
4	4 Vote	Why Everyone Is Suddenly Everywhere
7	7 Vote	Ron DeSantis Drops Out of Sky, Crashes Through Trees and Lamp Posts and Crash Lands
3	3 Vote	A Man Gave ChatGPT $100 to Make It Stop
4	4 Vote	Donald Trump's Supporters Seem to Die
4	4 Vote	They Say a Picture Is Worth $1,200
7	7 Vote	Ozzy Osbourne Bites the Head of Harvard's Anti-Semitism Task Force
6	6 Vote	I Was Pregnant Until I Noticed Something I'd Missed
7	7 Vote	Octopuses Can Smell, Feel, AND Think With Their Stimulus Checks
4	4 Vote	Fugly Losers Get Mega-Triggered Over Video of His Beloved Dog, Dipper
6	6 Vote	Stray Dog Was Covered in Cold Coffee, Then He Stunned Jazz Festivalgoers
9	9 Vote	Donald Trump Has a Piss Kink
4	4 Vote	Cardi B's "Wet Ass Pussy" Doesn't Infringe "Liberty Tax Services" Trademark
6	6 Vote	Wanted: Single Male, No Smokers, Must Have Been Attacked 13 Times
9	9 Vote	The Best Security Cameras for Inside Your Brain
9	9 Vote	Some People Actually Watch Dick
4	4 Vote	If Democrats Love Democracy, Why Do Moths Fly in Circles Around a Light? They Can't Tell "Up" From Down
9	9 Vote	I Don't Want Losers

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