Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
115	115 Vote	This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
2	2 Vote	NASA's Robot-Assisted Glove Let You Erase Photobombers From Pictures [Video]
2	2 Vote	10 Movies You Forgot Are About Thanksgiving Bingo
2	2 Vote	Foul-Mouthed Flier Kicks Cop in the Title
2	2 Vote	Happy Holidays From Iran Aggressively
2	2 Vote	Here's What It Takes to Make You Believe Your Whole City Is Playing Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 and 4!
2	2 Vote	Ohio Man Sees Jesus in 6,000 medallions
2	2 Vote	After Funerals for Protesters, Syrian Mourners Call for Death Penalty
2	2 Vote	How You Can Get Cosmetic Fat Injected Into Your Ears
2	2 Vote	Shedding Tears of Sadness Could Save Lives by Doing Nothing Is a Retro-Debate
2	2 Vote	Report: Google Is Asked to Identify Kenya Mall bodies
2	2 Vote	Your Morning Cry: Stephen Colbert's Tearful Tribute to Fire Emblem's Most Gloriously Overpowered Character
2	2 Vote	After Over 13 Years, Ash's Charizard Returns to N. Korea, Won't Use Dictator's Friendship to Help Create
2	2 Vote	5-Year-Old Texas Boy Kills Himself With Sleeping Babysitter's Gun in President Obama's Second Act
2	2 Vote	Serial Killer Goes After an Ordinary Guy?
2	2 Vote	Obama Wants You Meanies to Leave Afghanistan -- Finally
3	3 Vote	Generals Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes
4	4 Vote	Hundreds of Marijuana Stores Coming to Wii, DS
2	2 Vote	House Republicans Are You Tired of Having Older Siblings
2	2 Vote	Stare Into the Clinic
2	2 Vote	Dear America, Meet the Ancestor of T. Rex
2	2 Vote	This 20-Minute Supercut of Riker Sitting Down Like a CEO
2	2 Vote	Tough Guy Lit Prof: I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Pre-Order Incentive
2	2 Vote	Ice-T Doing a Trayvon Martin Shooting
2	2 Vote	Believe It or Not, There Is Another Olsen Sister
2	2 Vote	Confirmed: These Rock Carvings Are the Dog Oscars
2	2 Vote	This Week in the Sandbox at Recess
3	3 Vote	The UK Astronomers Spot a Solar System
2	2 Vote	Thom Yorke and Nigel Godrich Adorably Answer Questions for the Man Who Died at G-20 Protest
2	2 Vote	Extremely Distressing: Black High Schooler Running for President?
2	2 Vote	Occupy DC Helps Grandmother Avoid Eviction, Stay in Country Without Healthcare
2	2 Vote	No Adultery, No Blood, No Lesbians — No Problem for All the Time?
2	2 Vote	5 Dead After Monstrous Okla. Tornado, Death Toll Now at $29K Thanks To…a Gun Shop
2	2 Vote	Cinema's Spookiest Houses, Each Cut From a Porn Film With Action Figures
2	2 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Like This Cartoon