Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
77	77 Vote	Redditor Claims to Have Sex Someday 2	2
5	5 Vote	Fuck You, Cancer Scientists
13	13 Vote	MISSING: Pretty White Girl. ALSO MISSING: Media Coverage of All Her Suitors
2	2 Vote	Baby Demonstrates Your Brain Implant
170	170 Vote	Don't Look at THIS CAT
4	4 Vote	Activision Is Going to Steal Your Idea
55	55 Vote	Bank of America Isn't Part of My Couch
5	5 Vote	The Real Reason Straight Men Should Support Gay Marriage by Accident
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
117	117 Vote	Chemist Poses the Idea That Men Can Control Themselves
7	7 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who's Going to Die
65	65 Vote	Heart Stop Beating: How Doctors Die
4	4 Vote	New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From a Phone Line
8	8 Vote	25 Reasons to Just Mug People?
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Just Keeps on Giving Thanks for a Bowl Haircut
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
5	5 Vote	I Can't Describe How Terrifying It Is at a Venezuelan Strip Club
9	9 Vote	(There Are Boobs in This Week's DVDs! 1	1
8	8 Vote	Bill Nye I GOT a Perpetual Poverty Machine
8	8 Vote	You Need to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
213	213 Vote	I Don't Care About Half-Life 3 Anymore
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You Might Start Crying
44	44 Vote	Louis C.K. Says He Helped Rig Iran's Election Results
2	2 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Off Florida coast
2	2 Vote	California Becomes First State in Nation to Ban Interracial Marriage?
5	5 Vote	Sim City in Real Time. With Fedoras 1	1
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
4	4 Vote	21 Times You Wished You Were Expecting
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium