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Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Life With David Hasselhoff
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The 23 Most Wonderfully Scottish Things That Never Happened
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Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Online Gamer Obnoxiousness
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Sir, You Are the Worst
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Nathan Fillion Holding a Condom Contest
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Raven Asks Human for Help With Booze Problems
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VIDEO: Sometimes a Handjob Is Just Politics
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Wife of Man Allegedly Planned to Cook A Turkey
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Why You Should Fart on Airplanes –Science
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Florida House Passes a Bill That Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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Star Trek: The Middle Class Is About Drinking Soda. And Nothing Else
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This Ronald McDonald Is Still F**king Weird
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Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
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Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
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Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
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Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Had Sex
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Here's How to Masturbate
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals
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To Do: Go to Hell
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HIV Has Been Cancelled
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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This Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault