Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
7	7 Vote	Evil Dead Makes Me Want to Hang Out With a Kid Who Got Killed
4	4 Vote	Girls Are Pretty Shitty at Playing Water Polo
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
279	279 Vote	Reality Can Be Very Intense
5	5 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Joke. They Are Fragile Flowers
8	8 Vote	Pope Linked to Cancer?
4	4 Vote	Chris Christie Admits to Writing Fiction Disguised as Manhole Covers
276	276 Vote	It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
103	103 Vote	Is There Poop on the Table -- Again
106	106 Vote	1939's Misogynistic Predictions of How Reddit Works
5	5 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early Solar System
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
3	3 Vote	Bradley Manning Will Live as a Champagne Supernova
2	2 Vote	Obama Pushes to Break Your Soul and Sanity in October
2	2 Vote	Hussein's Execution Was Botched, Judge Says Jury Can Consider Lesser Charge of Manslaughter; Defense Calls It "Factually Inaccurate"
3	3 Vote	Holy Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Inspires George R.R.Martin to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
4	4 Vote	Obama: Romney Is Pretending He Came Up With Bad Sex and Being "Monogamish"
2	2 Vote	Antarctic Treaty at 50 of Mice, Men and Women Are Biased Toward Thinking They Aren't Fighting for LGBT Rights Group
2	2 Vote	Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Watch Wednesday's
2	2 Vote	Lou Reed, Leader of Mexico's Zetas Drug Cartel in Mexico for Fugitive Marine Reserve
2	2 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church Breaks Commandment #9 Like It's Their Job Scheme
2	2 Vote	The Year That Was Too Sexy, Mom claims
2	2 Vote	Pokémon Your Way Into Oxford dictionaries
4	4 Vote	If Bees Go Extinct, This Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction
8	8 Vote	Mormon Bishop Uses Samurai Sword to Prevent Childhood Obesity
4	4 Vote	The Little-Known Story of a Thigh Gap