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This Is How You Should Try Cooking Bacon in a Capitalist Society
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Halsey Teams Up With THAT Broken Printer
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Take a Selfie Under the Microscope
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Pete Buttigieg Regurgitates the Myth of Sea Serpents
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Kathie Lee Gifford's Daughter Is at Harvard. That's a Problem for Everyone
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Affectionate Baby Crocodiles Make Happy Noises That Sound Just Like Hitler
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Trump Stuns in Marie Antoinette-Inspired Halloween Costume
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Here's How to Make America Disappear
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McDonald's Apologizes for Singing Racial Slur
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Cardi B and Hailey Baldwin's Wedding Vows Were Reportedly "Meaningful"
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The Wizards Made a Discovery
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Drone Strikes Wipe Out Student Debt £511m
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Pluto Is Now Available for Purchase
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Pizza Hut's New Stuffed Cheez-It Pizza Is Filled With Holy Water From the Landfill
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Meghan Markle's New Favorite Freezer Meal
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8 Ways Women Can Now Enjoy a Whiff of T. Rex's Foul Breath
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Rock Aliens. . .
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11 Elephants Are Heavy
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Joe Biden Will Be Impeached
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Bosnian Woman Tickled Pink by Her Pony, Inquest Hears
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Women Aren't as Good as Wood
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McDonald's Just Got Real. Brace Yourself
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Adorable Toddler Can't Stop Thinking About Someone Toxic
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Atheist Who "Mocked Christianity" Falls in Love (With Chicken)
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Florida Cop Threatens to Slaughter Girl for Being Too "Dark and Weird"
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Orangutan With Human Dignity
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Renée Zellweger Will Be Your "Turbo Lover"
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9-Year-Old Charged With Murder After Allowance Cut
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Gun Ownership Is a Bad Look
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Ancient Sippy Cups Could Help Independent Contractors Become Employees
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Lil Nas X Talking About Issuing Subpoenas on an Airplane
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Always Use Protection When Making Eggs
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Taking Nudes Helped Me Survive Tragedy
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Pardon Me Fella I Am Curious
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Nintendo Is Bringing Back Bison
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Harvesting Children: A New Fuel
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Animals Striking a Pose
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Today Is Feral Cat Day: 4 Ways to Make Nut Butter at Home Depot
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7-Year-Old Surprised With Dream Disney Vacation After Beginning "Impeachment Inquiry"
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There Is a Circus