Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
70	70 Vote	White House for Sale on Etsy
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
31	31 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
53	53 Vote	Forget Voter ID; We Need to Know Where to Sell Cocaine in the Pool
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism
109	109 Vote	Fuck All These Things. Did You?
122	122 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
4	4 Vote	A Merboy Meets a Problem the Sonic Screwdriver Can't Solve
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
4	4 Vote	This Little Girl Saves Her Dad's Life—But She Wants A divorce
5	5 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching TV Shows
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1

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