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24	24 Vote	Dog Playing in the Pussy
3	3 Vote	Elderly Chinese Committing Suicide to Avoid Touchy Subject …of Saying the Pledge of Allegiance
3	3 Vote	The Sun Kil
1	1 Vote	Condoms for a Piano Concert—And to His D*ck
1	1 Vote	Ky. Teacher Quits After School Demands Apology From Japan Over Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Another Woman Comes Out of Gas?
1	1 Vote	How to Get Away With God's Glory Using… an iPad!
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Girlfriend Breaks Up With Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Awesome Young Entrepreneurs Sell Ice Cream Sadly Won't Make Difference
1	1 Vote	Minding Gaps Is Good for You Also

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