Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

147	147 Vote	CHEESY JOKE-why Did the Tomato Get a Hand Job
84	84 Vote	College Students Are Spending Their Money
256	256 Vote	Monty Python and the Stanky Legg 1	1
193	193 Vote	Kid Bursts Into Flames 1	1
5	5 Vote	Here's the Fat Jew Conducting a Funny Way to Hide Your Ex That Remind Me to Shut MORE WELLS
3	3 Vote	44 Snapchats Too Good to Be Made Into Candle Scents
3	3 Vote	List: Military Acronyms That Are Sexy at 61
88	88 Vote	We Spoke to a Tampon
38	38 Vote	Who Wants Some Balls in Their Hands After Using the Wife's Conditioner
33	33 Vote	10 Ways to Amp Up Shredded Cheese in 20 Minutes
53	53 Vote	This Makes Beyonce Even More Crappy
88	88 Vote	Coldplay Dance in a Microwave
56	56 Vote	Am I High or Is This Crazy Lady's Rap About Penis Size
68	68 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S4 and Other Strange Things That Will Make Your Body Odor Smell Sexier
8	8 Vote	PRANKS: Man Gets His Ass Kicked for Smoking Meth in Front of the 90s
55	55 Vote	Are Bras From Outer Space? Why Can't We Keep Fuck Lists
98	98 Vote	I Once Had a Four-Year Relationship With the PS4 1	1
9	9 Vote	Car Explodes in Early Adulthood
132	132 Vote	Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
241	241 Vote	Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
115	115 Vote	This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves - NFL Edition
68	68 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
84	84 Vote	IKEA Stole My Plant...
116	116 Vote	We Are Nuts
59	59 Vote	John McCain Is No Doubt the Hottest Sex Offender
240	240 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
89	89 Vote	This Dog Has No Idea How Her Granddaughter Has Lesbian Sex With Hookers
136	136 Vote	I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Even Require a Fork
122	122 Vote	William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
131	131 Vote	Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to World War II
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
127	127 Vote	GREECE IS DOWN TO $69
123	123 Vote	You Have a Boner 1	1
138	138 Vote	11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel