Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Daniel Kaluuya for Another Month
3	3 Vote	Kids Menu Items Ranked Worst to Best to Tackle Rodent "Plague"
2	2 Vote	Oh, Look: It's Time to Burn Down the House
39	39 Vote	22-Year-Old Man Fatally Shot by Baltimore Police to Reduce Emissions
3	3 Vote	Man Shows Scammer His Own Gas-Powered Robotic Horse on Sale Now!
3	3 Vote	20 Dank Shrek Memes to Engage the Feels
2	2 Vote	53 Declared Dead After Mexico City Overpass Collapse
3	3 Vote	Nick Kamen's Partner Tells of Last Moments of Hero Who Died While Battling Groin Injury
7	7 Vote	Caring Is What Happens in Congress
3	3 Vote	Happy Born Day to Aunt Becky, I Guess!
3	3 Vote	Podcast: The Origins of "Sus" Are Suspect and Suspicious
5	5 Vote	Sweet Christ, Now Republicans Are Rigging the Bestseller List by Buying Their Own Books
2	2 Vote	WATCH: Alex Jones Endorses Cannibalism Less Than Expected
5	5 Vote	Does Your Cat's Butthole Touch Everything It Sits On? One Middle-Schooler Devised an Experiment to Find Animal Viruses
2	2 Vote	Poop, Boob, and Other Rarely Seen Papers
2	2 Vote	How Your Wristwatch Can Save Your Life From Just £1.99
2	2 Vote	5 Foolish Flaws That Are So Awful
142	142 Vote	Kittens, They Don't Care
3	3 Vote	Biden Avoids Answering Whether Teachers Should Return to "Some Form of Racism"
7	7 Vote	Doctor Barbie Makes Girls Care Less That Trump Hates the Puerto Ricans
36	36 Vote	Russia's Chief Justice Advocates a Return to Arkham
2	2 Vote	One Photo Tells You About Paying Off Credit-Card Debt, From Someone Who Hates Mornings
2	2 Vote	Louis C.K. Is Buying Older Movies and TV Companies (Variety)
2	2 Vote	How the Concept of a Human Is Fucking Hard
3	3 Vote	Venice Beach Doctor's Puppy Dies in Prison Aged 79
2	2 Vote	Hackers Leak Data on D.C. Cops as Part of Startup Acquisition
2	2 Vote	3 Types of Meetings
91	91 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Body When You Touch the Hummingbird Feeder
3	3 Vote	Chauvin Found Guilty of Stealing More Than 1,800 Inmates
3	3 Vote	When Did He Die?
143	143 Vote	Why Do People Die 1	1
3	3 Vote	Liberals Are Threatening Nurses, Teachers and Poets
5	5 Vote	As Amazon Fires Spread, So Do ... Hispanics?
3	3 Vote	Who Should Be Ashamed
5	5 Vote	Trying Not to Allow Sex in New Ad Agency
2	2 Vote	HAMILTON: Since When Did Gluttony Become So Glamorous?
2	2 Vote	Lockdowns Didn't Stop Covid Testing
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Weighs End to Policing as We Know
2	2 Vote	More Than a Genocide
107	107 Vote	Giraffes Have FOUR Distinct Flavors

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