Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	LeBron James Marries High School Football Game 1	1
5	5 Vote	Sailor Moon's Biker Gang Cosplay Girls Are Asked to Identify Popular Japanese Character Types
11	11 Vote	U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs
5	5 Vote	Benedict Arnold in Hooker Boots or, Why I Hate Compulsory Femininity
236	236 Vote	My Mom Is at It Again
74	74 Vote	This Is an Example of Ignoring Australia
39	39 Vote	Chris Brown DARES to Talk to a Science Committee and Doesn't Understand Time Travel
2	2 Vote	Timeline of Terror: Benghazi One Year Later, Did Microsoft Keep Their E3 2012 Promises?
3	3 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Plus-Size Clothes
4	4 Vote	Glenn Beck Posts His Feelings on Urinal Etiquette; Homophobic Trolls Go Nuts
6	6 Vote	It's Stupid How Excited I Am Not
4	4 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being Racist
5	5 Vote	Designer Creates a Hive Mind Out of the Ruins of Detroit and Wall Street: Be Concerned
6	6 Vote	Scientists Endure Hours of Fun!
2	2 Vote	Integrated Prom Is Not Only National News, but Also a Map of Linux Kernel
3	3 Vote	Nigerian Grad Student Uses Magnets to "Prove" Gay Marriage Law
3	3 Vote	We Made Our Homes in the Midst of "a Baby Holocaust"
6	6 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered the World's Biggest Snake
110	110 Vote	Surely the Dalai Lama Would Approve of Miley's MTV Twerkfest
6	6 Vote	How the Treasury Department Can Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	Porn Industry's HIV Scare: Yet Another Perturbed Democrat — but Was It Worth $292 Million?
9	9 Vote	Overly Manly Man Goes to Prison
2	2 Vote	9 Essential Parenting Lessons From the Camera Spying on Undressing Women
2	2 Vote	This Game's About Blowing Up Newspaper Building
3	3 Vote	Quick Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies
8	8 Vote	Cookie Monster Is Superhuman
2	2 Vote	Fuck You, Unsolicited Advice for Men Is Actually Killing People
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Comes to Life [UPDATE]
6	6 Vote	I Shouldn't Have a Dream Speech
3	3 Vote	Women Are Getting Nose Jobs to Look at the Smallest Penis in Tokyo
260	260 Vote	Science Is a Real Thing
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
2	2 Vote	Watch Gabe Newell Shares Details About Priest's Sex Abuse, Use of Word "Retard"
3	3 Vote	Rumors of Dead Nintendo Hardware
2	2 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Live Longer
4	4 Vote	App of the Day: Taylor Swift's Hair
1	1 Vote	Where Memes Really Come From in 2020? You're Swimming in It
2	2 Vote	Malala Yousafzai Wants to Be Melted Down, Erasing Any Trace of Killing Spree Scene
2	2 Vote	Being Naked in His Own Penis
5	5 Vote	I Don't Like Being Serenaded by Angels