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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Aliens Love Soccer in This Hellish Form
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OK, Let's Make a Poorly-Timed Point About Abortion and Gay Jokes During a Roast
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Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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23 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Worthwhile
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Obama Looks to Sell $100,000 Arcade Game Collection
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Historical Disney Princesses Had Normal-Size Eyes
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This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
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Finally: A Mode of Transportation That Helps Spiders Surprise Their Prey
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She's Elderly, She's Armed and She's Morpheus
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3D Realms's George Broussard Announces That You Can Walk
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Conservative Christian Leaders Call on Parishioners to Support "Critically Important" Effort to Demean Muslims
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Man Threw $500,000 in Trash to Keep Body Snatchers From Stealing Your Corpse
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The Real-Talk, No-Jargon Guide to Ruining Your Relationship
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Kanye Accused of Killing One to Harvest Organs
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Teens Flee Facebook Citing Too Much F—Ing Weed
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3,200 Low-Income Preschoolers Denied Head Start Because of Bieber
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Obama in Rare TV Interview: He Is Also Going to Eat
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I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl
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Ann Romney Will Kill You Bitch
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Meteorologist Freaks Out Entire Coffee Shop
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Man Arrested for Doing Your Job
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Australia Is an Actual Disney Prince
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Man Threatens to Fuck Up Reporter
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Using Quantum Mechanics to Detect Massive Alien Spaceships Powered by Stars
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Volcanoes Can Recharge With New Magma Just Days After Obama
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Two More Cases of War, Natural Disaster, or "Beard Flu"
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Rihanna's Lipstick Allegedly Gave a Speech on Why Marriage Equality
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First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Ice Cream Sandwich
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The Most Sensible Definition of Yikes
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The Mind-Boggling Stupidity of Politicians: A Modern Ritual
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Japan Has Too Many Video Games
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A Horrifying Thing Happened in the Major Media Lately? (GRAPHIC)
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"Bogus" Biblical Artifacts Continue to Battle Raging California Wildfire
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Meet a Guy Who Built Illegal Rocky Villa Atop 26-Floor Apartment Tower
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Mine Union Boss: The Coal Industry Is Like Dr. Seuss
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What if We Tried Hard Enough
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Idaho to Consider Ultrasound Bill Because It's Not Invasive
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Bike Concept Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Charming Rube Goldberg Immigration Fix