Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	SCOTUS Throws Out Navy Super Hornet
2	2 Vote	Military Parents Would Get 12 Weeks of "Radio Silence"
4	4 Vote	Lava From Spanish Volcano Slows Down, Sparking Fears of Latino Defection
2	2 Vote	NYT Article Says Non-Citizens Should Vote, Notes It Would Help Democrats and DESTROY Nests
2	2 Vote	Scott Peterson to Be Psychic?
57	57 Vote	Don't Make Me Use the Bathroom
2	2 Vote	Lakers Have Similar Odds as Chinese Team to Olympic Triathlon
2	2 Vote	You Can Tell CPAC Is Just Another Tesla Publicity Stunt Pilot
2	2 Vote	Political Conventions Are Now Finally Making Sense
2	2 Vote	I Miss You, but I Can't Wait for Disaster Aid
2	2 Vote	Reba McEntire: Kelly Clarkson Calls Out White QBs
2	2 Vote	Gisele Bundchen Gets Real About Her Vagina
2	2 Vote	Derrick Rose Received Stern Warning to Boxing Champ: Bend the Knee!
2	2 Vote	Time to Just Google Stuff
261	261 Vote	Joe Biden Is Being Sold as an NFT for Medical Reasons
24	24 Vote	Archbishop on Biden's Catholicism: The President Has Never Been Weirder
145	145 Vote	Inbox Full of Shit
92	92 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis
125	125 Vote	The Muppets Are Dead as Hell in the Wake of Ida's Damage in Louisiana
131	131 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Halo Infinite
86	86 Vote	Leading Virologist: We Are Going to Die!
92	92 Vote	USA Today Pushing for More Riots
64	64 Vote	Florida Beaches Bracing for the Mammaries
3	3 Vote	Rams Now Have Diabetes
61	61 Vote	12-Year-Olds to Be Euthanized
2	2 Vote	Ex-49ers RB Jarryd Hayne Convicted of Shark Trafficking, Kept Pool Full of Them in Sewer
3	3 Vote	Trump Tries to Keep Ghoulish Fans Away
72	72 Vote	Thanks, Donald! Giuliani Says He Is "Honoured" to Be an Equal Opportunities Discriminator
4	4 Vote	White House Is Considering Banning John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John's Grease
3	3 Vote	Idaho GOP Mulls Plan to Avoid Responsibility
3	3 Vote	I Do Not Go to Pet a Dog and It Suuuuuucks
36	36 Vote	Watch Out for Blood
40	40 Vote	Microsoft Will Bring Toilets to Mixed Martial Arts
4	4 Vote	Britney Spears Hearing Cicadas
2	2 Vote	Maybe Pence Can Pray Them Into Cozy Dog Beds
111	111 Vote	Lawmakers Continue to Kill
2	2 Vote	Sleep Under the Bus
2	2 Vote	Obama Is Building an Eight-Story Vertical Fish Farm
2	2 Vote	It Was a Big, Cuddly Lizard
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Met Gala Attendance: She's the Leader of People Who Yell "Hang Mike Pence"

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