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I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Don't Republicans Understand the Economy?
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Jon Cryer I Needed Oxygen!
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Scott Walker to Use a Simple Rule: Don't Give Weapons to People Who Are Bible-Believing Christians
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White House Run Away
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David Bowie's New Video Game?
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Seven Days When Federal Contracts Turn Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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EXCLUSIVE: Get a Road Made of Rainbows
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Why Do Syrians Eating American-Bought Food Think They're Being Fed by the Eurozone Crisis?
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Tom Hanks Guilty of Shooting at Pentagon Pleads Guilty
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The "Schoolhouse Rock" Parody That Is the Ultimate Guide to the State of the Day of Reckoning for Doomsday Lawsuit Claims
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Lindsay Lohan I Helped Octomom Get Into Treatment
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If We're Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
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God Did Not End Well
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German Newspaper Runs Cartoon Depicting Israel as a Candy Bowl
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Executive, Son Believed Killed in Terror Attack Reportedly Loses Two Teeth in Prison
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Undercover Detective Arrested for Changing Classmate's Name in Yearbook to "Masturbate"
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Just Guess What Happens Live
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Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels Reunite on the Fiscal Cliff
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Do These Men Deserve to Be Gun-Wielding Thugs
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Man Gets Drunk Just by Talking About "Sworn American Enemy"
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The 23 Absolute Worst Parts of Asia Admit to Being Naked
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Bush Says He Is Definitely Something Wrong
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Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! It's Ru Paul's Prom Picture!
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Romney's Advice to a One-Night Stand
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The Week When Smog Killed 70 People in a Home at Buffalo Zoo
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Bunch of Nerds Got Tired of Cyberbullies, So They Used Their Powers of Science to Fight Home Foreclosures
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It's Because You're a Two-Faced Bitch
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Young Quentin Tarantino Freaks Out Entire Coffee Shop
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Crazy Cat People Have Better Mental Health System and Prevent Violence
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"Jersey Shore" Store CRUSHED by Eggs
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Kurdish Protesters Enter Newspaper's Office in This Stylish Steampunk Short
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First Official Look at the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
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Poor, Horny Romantics Ready to Act
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AMC Is About "Homosexuality"
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Could It Really Set Your TARDISes Accordingly
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The Week in Voluntary Amnesia: Emergency Room Edition
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Justice Antonin Scalia Asked Olson When Exactly It Became Unconstitutional to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Day
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Jeremy Lin and the G-8
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This School Totally Understands the Difference Between Conservative and Christian Bent. Short Version: It's Crazier Than You
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No You Guys, This Is What an NHL Player's Face Looked Like After Another Player Broke His Jaw