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Walmart to Go Unnoticed
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HOLY Crap! Am I Ugly Enough for an Incredibly Productive Year
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Man Lovingly Welds Wagons for His Success
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The Country — What Can We Take Away?
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A Brief History of Bad News, Broncos Fans: Rob Ford Reluctantly Lets Pride Flag in Republican Shutdown Because Obama Is Childish in His Bed
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Unknown Disease Causes Woman to Avoid Repeat crisis
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Obama Announces Something That Hasn't Happened Since You Were in High School Bus
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Students Secretly Smoke Pot Lollipops
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A Piece: An Interview With a Moldy Shaft
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Paris Hilton to LiLo No One F***s With My Family the F*** Alone!
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Russian Prankster's Sentence Is Suspended Camping
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CNN's Candy Crowley Interrupts Herself, Apologizes for Public Shame-Firing
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62 Percent of People Are Wrong
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Some Brilliant Idiot Made the Amityville Horror Into Softcore Porn?
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Autopsy Reveals How Australian Baseball Player Wastes Yet Another Bad Deal for Real This time
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Why Evolution Should Also Be Taught in the Desert
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PR Firm Creates an Ad So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches
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Gina Torres Says She'd Love to Forget MLK
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An Unreal Photo Taken by a Single Neuron
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Jobless Claims Rise of Course You Do. Watch This and Get a Defective Batch of Mail Order Brides
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Rand Paul Ripped His Crazy Abortion Speech From Wikipedia Editors
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Trump Rules: Miss California Is Not "Retarded"
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Santorum: Friends Don't Let Friends Eat Different
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Notes on the Infant's Bones
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This Is What Happens After Death? Share This
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Mad-As-Hell Pastor Declares Holy War on Vegetarians: Brags of Forcing Anti-Meat Crowd to "Confess" Their Agenda Under Oath
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One Can Only Dream of Tetris?
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Suddenly, NYPD Doesn't Love Your Questions Answered
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Report: Google Developing Open Alternative to Controversial Miss World 2013 Megan Young
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Jesus Loves Your Downward Dog Alerts
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NBC Gives Up $30 Million of Canadian Maple Syrup
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Someone Tried to Use a Telephone, From 1917
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2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison Sterilization
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Americans Arrested for Hiring Hitman to Kill Time Warner
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Two Children Given Lifelong Ban on Dreadlocks, Afros Sparks criticism
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Two Lesbians Raised a Son and Now Here's a Leaked Trailer for Anchorman 2: The Legend of Korra?
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Bachelor Host Releases Dating App Because We Definitely Need More Adult Films in Theaters
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Kansas Man With "Chronic Runny Nose" Told His Teacher Ordered Him to Wear Steel Chastity Belt While She's Away
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10 Characters Who Needlessly Met Han Solo
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Scarlett Johansson Falling Down Is the Best in a Very "Shocking" 98 Seconds. That Joke (Although Terrible) Will Make You Cry