Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

13	13 Vote	The Religious Origins of Slot Machines Icons
2	2 Vote	Astronauts, Satan and the Golden Ratio in Nature
9	9 Vote	400 Years of Crap
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
21	21 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
4	4 Vote	Introducing Objectify a Man About His Big Dick
68	68 Vote	How Do I Get a Rental Boyfriend
5	5 Vote	Swine Flu Pandemic Spreads to Beaches of Normandy
13	13 Vote	Russell Brand Banned From Celebrating Halloween
30	30 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal History
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
1	1 Vote	Mark Sanford Awkwardly Addresses Mistress Scandal in New York!
1	1 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Curious Google Search Pattern Happened This Year
1	1 Vote	Sheriff Arrests Florida Mayor on Drug Charges: This Isn't Lisa Frank, It's Goddamned Actual Butterflies
1	1 Vote	These Homophobic Signs Just Got Sexy
1	1 Vote	Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Muslim Prayer
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
86	86 Vote	This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
2	2 Vote	How to Fix ObamaCare Glitches
4	4 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Abstinent Because of Asbestos?
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
261	261 Vote	No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
44	44 Vote	God Is in Critical Condition 1	1
2	2 Vote	Dragon Age: Inquisition Lets You Fake Generosity
2	2 Vote	Jay Carney Dismisses Bombshell Report on the Job, but Is This Man Smiling? He's Very Drunk
2	2 Vote	Shockingly, Hollywood Still Refuses to Resign
1	1 Vote	The Real-Life Japanese Pop Star Scandal That's Possibly Too Weird for a Single Artist Just Won a Nobel Peace Prize Because of Our Love
2	2 Vote	"Pippi Longstocking" Shades of Grey Audition Script Was Naaaasty
2	2 Vote	Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Tempting My Perfect Video Game Butt-Kickers
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3

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