Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

sinbad

Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Bro Gets Caught Taking Photos of Hot Pictures With Kittens
3	3 Vote	4 Ways to Emasculate a Dude (And Rule the World)
5	5 Vote	16 Flirty British Phrases That Start Instant Flame Wars
84	84 Vote	The Military Has Developed a Coma
5	5 Vote	She Tried to Ban Minecraft
58	58 Vote	Why Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients
61	61 Vote	Hipster Names Are More Complex Than We Thought
4	4 Vote	Democrats Failed to Show Up at Daughter's B-Day
6	6 Vote	25 Celebrities You Didn't Know Existed
57	57 Vote	Feeling Like Sh*t That's My Butt
9	9 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in My Jewish Household
43	43 Vote	These Little Kids Talk About Balls
149	149 Vote	Toilet Train Your Dragon 2
41	41 Vote	A Girl Said Something Sexist!
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
76	76 Vote	The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
144	144 Vote	I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
100	100 Vote	27 Million People Desperately Hope You Get a Boner
15	15 Vote	Guy Finds a New Sister, Not Brother
92	92 Vote	These 40 Brilliant Ads Are So Fucking Annoying
89	89 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Product That Generates Solar Power—Because, Why Not?
35	35 Vote	Watch Prince Perform, Throw a Grenade
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
33	33 Vote	5 Subtle Ways to Eat 35 Tacos in One Perfect Dish
52	52 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely [My Country Song, Now With Lavender!
59	59 Vote	Escalators Were Once Scientologists
20	20 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Will Spend a Fortune
26	26 Vote	Disney Wants to Send 6 Detainees to Uruguay
80	80 Vote	Obama Has Finally Discovered the "Average Porn Star"
63	63 Vote	9 Places Where Dead Bodies Don't Decay
68	68 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal