Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Help! My Soon-To-Be Ex Wants Me to Feel Guilty
7	7 Vote	I Wonder, Could It Happen? Also Could It Happen? Also Could It Break?
142	142 Vote	How Thanos Will Be No Match for My Lyme Disease
59	59 Vote	15 Times Horses Were Publicly Shamed by Their Father: Reports
8	8 Vote	They HAVE DOLLAR, WE HAVE Allah
5	5 Vote	Paul Ryan: I Think My Brain Broke
28	28 Vote	Trump Threatens China With New Names
148	148 Vote	Bunny in a New Record for Homicides at 63,880 Deaths 1	1
64	64 Vote	You're Allowed to Wear Pants 1	1
113	113 Vote	At Least Someone Is on Fleek
9	9 Vote	Fireflies Are the Tastiest Appetizer
6	6 Vote	Papa John's Has Become an Issue
108	108 Vote	Trump Returns to Terrorize Me
185	185 Vote	Scientists Just Found Some Witches
104	104 Vote	Elon Musk Tweets About "French Kissing" Animals
5	5 Vote	The Astrologers Who Try to Slide Into a Toilet
8	8 Vote	This Food Will Be Deported
319	319 Vote	Why You Should Be Terrified 1	1
70	70 Vote	Ultimate Form of Death Revealed
91	91 Vote	Anatomy of a "Dog"
34	34 Vote	President Trump Has a 13 Foot Tall, Golden, Walking Killer Robot With Guns 1	1
275	275 Vote	People Are More Delicious and Way Cheaper Than Pork Chops
113	113 Vote	Adorable Grandpa Accidentally Films Himself Instead of Drunk Hit-And-Run
131	131 Vote	Dozens of Goats Take Over Hospital Lab 3	3
51	51 Vote	Melania Trump Stuns in a Sentimental Message About Antichrist
90	90 Vote	I Will Fight You All for Keeping Me Sane
7	7 Vote	Putin Does Not Exist
97	97 Vote	This Is the Exact Opposite of a Shower
6	6 Vote	RECORD Numbers of Women Having Orgasms
7	7 Vote	We Lost Jim in The LGBTQ Community 1	1