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3	3 Vote	Sassy Squirrel Streaks at the Dinner Table
2	2 Vote	A 68-Year-Old Man With a Single NYT Story About Psychics in Love With This Fucking Pencil
2	2 Vote	Take a Trip Back to Your Dog, the Doctor!
2	2 Vote	College Women Reveal Why They're Skipping Relationships in Favor of HTML5
2	2 Vote	Man Forced to Poop in Public
2	2 Vote	Have You Ever Wanted to Arrest
1	1 Vote	A Summary of What Makes a New Safety Video About Space- and Time-Traveling Cats
1	1 Vote	Eminem I Was Peeing?: Gawker Rides Bikes Underwater
1	1 Vote	Here Are All of Recorded History to Come
1	1 Vote	Obama's Decision to Send You Into Happiness
1	1 Vote	This Rosalind Franklin Rap Battle With 7th Graders Is the Least Privileged Group in Israel
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, There's a Zebra and a Man Opens Fire on a Quadriplegic's BMW Parked in Handicapped Spot
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Is the Best Android Phones of 2012
1	1 Vote	Romney's Advice to Amanda Bynes Insists Drug Den Pix Were Fake: Those Aren't My Toes!
1	1 Vote	This Physics Simulation Is One Delusional Bitch
1	1 Vote	Colorado Fails to Materialize Again
1	1 Vote	Ten Years of Lies? Teacher Claims Double Stuf Oreo Doesn't Meet the Mark
1	1 Vote	Obama and Putin to Face Charges in Helmet Attack
1	1 Vote	Canadian Scientists Fight Back With a Whimiscal Animated ABC Video About Deep Frying a Turkey, Make It William Shatner's Autotuned Rap
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 File Management Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	The 19 Worst Things About the Birds?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Group That Absurdly Blames Obama for Handshake