Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

51	51 Vote	I Think Aliens May Be the Only Antidote for Authoritarianism
35	35 Vote	Biden Adamantly Says He Left a Monolith in a Jam Jar Again
59	59 Vote	Rainbow Hot Dogs Good Lord
73	73 Vote	A Squirrel Malfunctions While Eating Corn on the News! 1	1
32	32 Vote	It Started Out With Ducks
186	186 Vote	I Hope There Are No Police
101	101 Vote	Watch: Rudy Giuliani Should Be Drowned or Burned
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Has a Warning for Joe Biden?
138	138 Vote	America Needs More "Ass"
107	107 Vote	Drag Queens Take on the CIA
72	72 Vote	Thanks for Your Car, but It Melted
139	139 Vote	Jesus Christ Must Be Gay
113	113 Vote	Yo, Can We End Police Violence?
79	79 Vote	500,000-Year-Old Tools May Have Belonged to a Bunch of White Dudes
123	123 Vote	Studies Say Drinking Beer Can Help Kids Speak the Unspeakable
89	89 Vote	25 Pro-QAnon Extremists Arrested in Far-Right Plot to Assassinate JFK
106	106 Vote	Where to Find the Snake Clitoris 2	2
2	2 Vote	An Owl Stole a Ton of Free Features (And Hats)
208	208 Vote	Every White Man Arrested
198	198 Vote	WOW! Elon Musk Tried to Get Much Worse
148	148 Vote	Oh God OH GOD MY MUFFINS!!!
125	125 Vote	The Best Cannabis Strains to Smoke if You're Looking to Find Some Long Lost Treasure Maps
378	378 Vote	Unhinged Cringe From the United States 1	1
195	195 Vote	Oof Ouch Ow Ow Ow Ow! Too Spicy!
136	136 Vote	Andre the Giant Peach
469	469 Vote	Girl, 17, Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE 1	1
2	2 Vote	What We Know So Far
477	477 Vote	Experts Say Not to Exist
441	441 Vote	You---Yes, You---Can Become a Distant Memory
565	565 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
407	407 Vote	Bill & Ted Face the Death Penalty
547	547 Vote	Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. I See
378	378 Vote	Trump Continues to Make Trump Look Bad
379	379 Vote	Dad Apologizes for "Attempted Joke"
1161	1161 Vote	Police Confirm They Are Corrupt 1	1
406	406 Vote	Nintendo's Latest Switch Accessory Is a Machete 1	1
531	531 Vote	The Man Who Had Sex IRL 2	2
759	759 Vote	Facebook Created by Pure Evil 1	1
780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
361	361 Vote	Think Twice Before Putting Lemon Wedges in Your Eyes