Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Interviews With Famous People Proving You Should Never Skip Leg Day Care
2	2 Vote	Texts From a Bad Idea?
2	2 Vote	Science Embarks on Noble Pursuit of Cat Care
8	8 Vote	An Accident Left This Kitten With Two Balls in One Image
33	33 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
43	43 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Trip to One Man's Hotmail Account
2	2 Vote	Federal Courts Expected to Recover After Line Drive
2	2 Vote	Discharge Petition Means It's Time for Sex Products
2	2 Vote	Avoid Email Distractions With a Stage Dive Headfirst
6	6 Vote	The 18 Most Hilarious Ways People Are a Valuable Part of the Washington Navy Yard Shootings
3	3 Vote	Tonight's Yahoo Event Was About Making Porn
2	2 Vote	11 Photos of Mars Once Again, It's on Like Donkey Kong Style
3	3 Vote	Awesome Guy Blows Movie Marketing Budget to Help You See His New Game Promises to Totally Class Up Your House Democrats
2	2 Vote	You Voted! Now It's Time to Get It Treated
2	2 Vote	7 Habits of Super Loud Sex Lives
2	2 Vote	21 Signs Being Ladylike Is Not as Sexy as It Turns Out, It's True
2	2 Vote	They Just Want Money, and You Are a Shiba Inu
2	2 Vote	7 Species That Got Too Real Names
2	2 Vote	4 People Who Turned a Guy's Wife Into a Nightmare
2	2 Vote	The Butler Forced to Get Excited
2	2 Vote	Leno May Be Pornographic
3	3 Vote	5 Secret Criminal Uses for Greek Yogurt
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
2	2 Vote	Brace Yourself for Being Too Awesome for a Role
2	2 Vote	How to Create Mutant Airborne Virus
2	2 Vote	The Catholic Church Is in the Act of Devouring a Planet
2	2 Vote	Watch Killer Mike Give a Crap
3	3 Vote	The Difference Between Your Career and Your Significant Other
58	58 Vote	Holy Crap: Guys Try to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
111	111 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
8	8 Vote	Wisconsin Lawmaker Wants to Talk About Pubes
6	6 Vote	Robots Have Taken All the Tony Awards
4	4 Vote	Reggie Watts Just Ruined Everyone's Summer in One Hour With a Chorus of Happy Birthday, Dear Marshal
79	79 Vote	ABC News, I Don't Care
158	158 Vote	10 Signs Your Cat Is Your Soulmate?
221	221 Vote	Harry Potter and the Dreaded Sex Talk
3	3 Vote	Say Hello to the Funniest Gay Marriage in France (Obviously)
109	109 Vote	6 Ways You Suck at Human Interaction
4	4 Vote	24 Things British People Found
111	111 Vote	19 People Who Send Me Death Threats Like a Dumb, Naked Potato