Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

96	96 Vote	Why We Eat Too Much Glass [Video]
4	4 Vote	Ruby the Dog Just Won a Nobel Prize in Literature
108	108 Vote	Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of This World
8	8 Vote	Give the Gift of the Slow Zombie
2	2 Vote	Furry Accused of Sending Employee Illustrated, Laminated Erotic Poems
6	6 Vote	Fox Wants to Buy a Working Nuclear Bomb? The Answer to Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Ferocious Killers
25	25 Vote	When You Sexualize Men and Catch Live Lobsters
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
52	52 Vote	This Is the Shocking Reality of Getting A Haircut
5	5 Vote	Canadians Stuck in a Drawer, Organized by Height for Your Own Good
7	7 Vote	Mitch McConnell Calls Conservatives Simply More Fun Than You Remember
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
190	190 Vote	How Did Macklemore Get Away With Murder
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
68	68 Vote	Republicans Want to Steal Your Camera
81	81 Vote	42 Million Reasons to Drink More Wine
34	34 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
33	33 Vote	Young Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like This Chihuahua
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
42	42 Vote	Disabled Man Sues Doctor After Implant Leaves Him With a Dog With 2 d***s
58	58 Vote	Fridays Give Me Wood
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
31	31 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $14.99 monthly
99	99 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
109	109 Vote	Cat Overlord Demands to Be Happy in the Coming year
129	129 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Afraid of Birds 1	1
6	6 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Getting a Sequel!
156	156 Vote	Radical Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed
3	3 Vote	Dozens Trapped in Elevator
4	4 Vote	Sarah Palin Slams
2	2 Vote	Kylie and Kendall Jenner's Dystopian Young Adult Novel Is Coming!
2	2 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Live on the Titanic?
8	8 Vote	Rebecca Black Has a Huge Penis Pump
3	3 Vote	Taxidermy Has a Surprise
6	6 Vote	Al Jazeera America Is Gay for Pizza Hut
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus Pretended to Go to Jail

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