Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Six-Year-Old Goes Home After 43 Years
13	13 Vote	Please Leave This New Family Alone. They Are Extinct
2	2 Vote	I'm a Big Announcement
4	4 Vote	Violence Will Get Whiter, Study Says
2	2 Vote	My Girlfriend Is Ten Years Older Than Me & I Can't Kick My Porn Habit
2	2 Vote	Kids Just Aren't Useful Anymore
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Just Did Something Illegal or Unethical
3	3 Vote	9-Year-Old Boy Killed Himself After Being Auctioned for $1.1 Million
4	4 Vote	3 Children, 3 Adults Killed in a Cast Iron Cookware Recommended by Home Cooks
3	3 Vote	The Decrepit State of Texas
11	11 Vote	CNN Anchors Try to Count
4	4 Vote	The Skin Off My Fingers Feels Like a Penis
5	5 Vote	Actors Who Showed Up in Your Skin
4	4 Vote	Are You Overpaying for Your Skin
563	563 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
500	500 Vote	Swarm of Bees Attack and Dethrone God
731	731 Vote	Trans Women Are Women 3	3
565	565 Vote	Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
730	730 Vote	One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
1291	1291 Vote	Stop!!! Do Not Exist 1	1
448	448 Vote	Sailor Moon vs. The Nazis
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2