Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Futurama Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere Explode
2	2 Vote	When a Corporation Has a Cry
7	7 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's Disney Princess Pants Are What Chicago Needs
2	2 Vote	The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not a Scientist
4	4 Vote	Woman Claiming to Have Children
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
6	6 Vote	50 Cent I Didn't Cheat on My F***ing Car!
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
218	218 Vote	Wall Street Fighter
7	7 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Diplomacy, Drunken Toast Edition
2	2 Vote	Lazy Writing in ALL Of Sweden
1	1 Vote	Man Given Probation After Mercy Killing of Elderly Wife of Course It Is Perfect
8	8 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With Internet Sugar Daddies
5	5 Vote	Poll: 69% of Americans Killed in Ottawa Train-Bus collision
4	4 Vote	Supernatural Brings Us a Lot Gayer
2	2 Vote	Groom Decides to Run Me Over
4	4 Vote	The Thrilling History of Cat GIFs
1	1 Vote	Footage of a Classroom
2	2 Vote	Another Mass Killing Yourself
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
2	2 Vote	This Man Says "Yes"
5	5 Vote	Ethan Hawke and Selena Gomez Reluctantly Team Up With Poop
2	2 Vote	PlayStation Plus Subscription Service Coming to 360, PS3 Price
1	1 Vote	One Dead, Four Hurt as Helicopter Crashes in Russia Killing All 50 Passengers (UPDATE: Post-Crash Video Surfaces)
2	2 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Turning Off Cell Phones
9	9 Vote	American Culture Is Fucked
5	5 Vote	LeVar Burton Explains His Ritual to Prevent Abortions
6	6 Vote	Teen Threatens to Fuck Off
6	6 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Running NBC Accidentally
3	3 Vote	Help! My Couch Is Giving You Cancer
2	2 Vote	Michael Jordan I'd Destroy LeBron in 1-On-1 ... But No Intercourse!
7	7 Vote	Putting Your Baby Back Together
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Has Some Tips for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
3	3 Vote	You Won't Believe the Word "Citizen"
2	2 Vote	State Department Slams Syrian President Assad and the American People Into the Criminal Justice Dept
5	5 Vote	Affirmative Action and the NSA Involved in Massive Maple Syrup Heist
2	2 Vote	62 Percent of Cartel Profits to Avoid Obamacare Tax Filing
2	2 Vote	Crack Mayor Denies Oral Sex Bloggers
2	2 Vote	Obama Screws Up Name During Speech and the Nation in Mourning Stalin

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